"I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why,for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending tothat niche where I was given life and growth, that because ofausterity I was made separated from..."
- Inday... hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick
"I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though thedownpour of rain should've made it easy. This exuberant emotional glueI have for you, cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of whatI feel for you is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, trueromance."
- Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong,ang boyfriend niya
"The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation.The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have somerules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other becausethe upper household dismissed my petition!"
- ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong (driver ngkapitbahay)
- - - -Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka... wouldyou please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals?
Inday: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety offish. The term "fishes", although rarely and even erroneously used,connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of theaforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questionsbefore I traveresed the road to the wet market would be: What certaintype of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day'scatch? (Pauses) Aaah... by manner of careful extrapolation, given themeager budget in this houshold's quasi-peasant middle class taste, Iassume then I will source the staple "galewng-gowng". Am I correct?
Amo: Leche!
Inday: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the "ba-ngooz" is it!- - - -
"La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar.Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avidodiario por favor?
- si Inday tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama siya ng amo saEspaña*Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosarice (red avriety) and apricot sauce*Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin oliveolive*Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemonzests
- baon ni Junior sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday
"Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I meanI've spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I'llhave this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!"
- reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habangnagluluto ng tilapia
"Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipinodelicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristalticprocess of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods,the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in themarket."
- banat ni Inday kung bakit walang "kangkong" sa nilutongsinigang
"Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor ofheat which is the steel, causing the "oriza sativa" which is thescientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well asthe taste."
- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunogang sinaing"Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to suchunabashed display of vagrant destitution!"
- si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate... (Taraytalaga ni Inday!)
"Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migrationoccurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic andanaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substanceresults to increase circulation to the site promoting redness."
- sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes siJunior
- - - -Amo: Day! Bakit may bukol si Junior?!
Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-wellengineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected theboy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditoryorgan.
Amo: (Di nakareact)- - - -
"Dear Mom,
Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed momentago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the headaccident he had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by theprincipal of his shabily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch ofbaboons! I never lot being a governess can be such a strenuousemploy.
Your daughter,Inday
"Dear Inday,
Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo angilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!
Tatay
- - - -Mister: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV??!!!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing!
- - - -Amo: Inday di ba nanood ka ng The Buzz kahapon? Bkit daw umalis siAngel Locsin sa GMA7?
Inday: Sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasonsbut because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay.Leaving can be a tough act and it's harder when people can'tunderstand you for doing so.- - - -
"Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage toone's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take abreak from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we oncehad."
- sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff
- - - -Misis: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?
Inday: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, andthe value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discountrate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on Property,Plant, and Equipment, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets!
Misis: ADIK ka talaga Inday!
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